Please buy me some chocolate. Like $1 that's all. I promise I will spend it on chocolate.
There's no picture of the chocolate because I haven't bought it yet so it doesn't even exist except it's in the shop so it exists but it doesn't exist in my belly yet.
If you do it I will send you a picture of the chocolate after I've eaten it to prove it and I will even send you some News except I don't know what the News is going to be because how can I – I don't just make it up you know.