Lorem Ipsum – unisex hoodie

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  • Regular price $49.50
  • 12 available
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Delight your friends, colleagues, and fellow subway riders with the prospects of what you might want to do to them.

Well, the ones who know what lorem ipsum is.

...and maybe the ones who don't will be still more excited.


Number available:

We're making only 20 of each colour and size.


Verb.ly hoodies are fashion-fit cut, snuggle-soft, and highly durable. How?

• 52% organic airline and ringspun cotton. Continuously spinning, twisting, and thinning the cotton produces softer, stronger, longer strands. We spin out the rough texture you get with standard raw cotton.

• 48% poly fleece (wool-like, but NOT animal derived!)

• Our hoodie fabric is not thick, but this 48% poly fleece helps the hoodie hold in warmth, resist moisture, and dry quickly. Unlike a lot of other synthetic woolly textiles, it doesn’t pill-bunch up into little balls after a lot of use.

And it keeps its shape.

• Our people in Los Angeles dye the fabric with the most eco-friendly dyes we could sniff out, and use 7x less water than the average-Jo garment manufacturer pours down the sink.

Chillaxing on the beach, sun goes down – soft and stylish to snuggle into when you feel that evening shiver.


The male model is wearing size M. He's 6.0 feet (183 cm) tall, chest circumference 42.5" (108 cm), waist circumference 33.5" (85 cm).

The female model is wearing a size M. She's 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6" (88 cm), waist circumference 27.1" (69 cm) and hip circumference 37.7" (96 cm).


Size guide (inches then cm)

  S M L XL 2XL
Chest to Fit (inches) 34-37 38-41 42-45 46-49 50-53
Body Length (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ⅝ 29 ¾ 30 ⅞
Chest Width (inches) 19 ½ 21 ½ 23 ½ 25 ½ 27 ½
  S M L XL 2XL
Chest to Fit (cm) 86-94 97-104 107-114 117-124 127-135
Body Length (cm) 67 70 73 76 78
Chest Width (cm) 50 55 60 65 70

Shipping is from the USA, the UK, or Netherlands, depending on your location.

96% of people in the USA or Europe receive their hoodie in 5–12 days.

(And the other 4% within 16 days.)

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